Posts Tagged ‘sextape’

Kim Kardashian is lucky

Thursday, January 28th, 2010

Kim Kardashian curvy ass

Kim Kardashian has the best job in the world. You know what she does? Nothing! And she gets paid for it. The reality star just have to go around anywhere with her big curvy ass, talk to her sisters once in a while, or to her mom, with cameras rolling and she gets all the money. Now, she just make a Twitter update and she gets 10,000 dollars a tweet. It sucks to be us, really.

Kim Kardashian curvy ass

And all this luck came to her because of her special skill–getting fucked from behind by black dudes. Yes, it was her doggie-style sextape that started it all and got her where she is now. Following the steps of her frenemy Paris Hilton, Kim climbed fast the social ladder, got the term celebutante to write in her resume, because of the hardcore fuck she and her ex-boyfriend Ray J did and taped (and leaked on the internet).

Kim Kardashian upskirt

Speaking of the sextape, I know you all want to watch it. I’m pretty generous today, so go ahead and drop by here to view the video.

Paris Hilton is ready to get hitched

Thursday, January 14th, 2010

Paris Hilton bikini pics

In a recent interview, The Simple Life reality star Paris Hilton mentioned how in love she is with current boyfriend Doug Reinhard, and that she “wouldn’t rule out a wedding in 2010.” So I guess that means the heiress will finally tame down with her scandalous antics? NOT!

Paris Hilton bikini pics

I’m guessing Paris will stay the same if ever she get hitched. Nip slips here and there, it will never go away, not to mention pussy-flashing. And in case she really decides to marry that douchebag this year then we’ll get to watch another big, over the top wedding that’ll knock off reality star Khloe Kardashian and LA Lakers Lamar Odom‘s fake wedding last year.

Paris Hilton bikini pics

But what we’re really sure of is that Paris wouldn’t last two years being a married woman. Judging from how she changes boyfriends as if they were clothes, this Doug guy will definitely get the axe from the heiress sooner or later. Oh, yeah, Paris, get a prenup! And make a sextape with this one too!

Kim Kardashian's bikini bod may be legit. Maybe.

Monday, December 7th, 2009

Kim Kardashian's bikini bod

Reality star Kim Kardashian boasted about her allegedly unphotoshopped bikini bod at her Twitter, but no one believes they’re legit. Well, except her mom. Her face looks really weird, photoshop-weird to be exact, but her tight bod and sweet abs look hot and real to me. Whoever photoshopped the crap out of this picture must have concentrated too much on keeping Kim slim, he totally forgot about the face.

But then, Kim went on and proved that the first pic was a hoax by posting pics of her and her giant sister Chewbacca Khloe in a bikini. Now we know they’re not real. Khloe Kardashian in a bikini looking like that is real bullshit, everybody. Bullshit, I tell you.

Kim and Khloe in a bikini

Well, anyway, whether Kim really lost weight or not, I don’t care. All I care about is my upcoming petition on her doing more fucktapes! Yeah, she has one already but that isn’t enough. I don’t care who she’ll fuck next time, I just need her to take everything off in her new tape. She’s got great tits, so why hide them in a bra?

Don’t know what I’m talking about? Click here to watch Kim go down on all fours and get fucked real hardcore!