Posts Tagged ‘reality tv stars’

Cara Zavaleta’s skirt needs some lifting

Thursday, October 14th, 2010

Cara Zavaleta

Heh, I wonder what car wouldn’t pop a tire with those tight ass and tits in tow. Reality star and glamour model Cara Zavaleta is back on the road with these teasing upskirt pictures after starring on the reality show Road Rules. This time though, she adds a hint of skanky in her photoshoot, wearing a too-short skirt while bent over rolling a tire and kneeling down to pop it in. Yeah, sounds like I’m describing something out of porn, but it might very well be, because Cara Zavaleta’s upskirt pictures are doing things to my meat shtick that only porn usually could!

Cara Zavaleta

Cara Zavaleta is also giving me a few Minka Kelly vibes right here, which is awesome. I know she isn’t wild enough to flash us her pussy, so while Cara Zavaleta may be the poor man’s Minka Kelly, I’m hardly bitching about it since I’m the poor man with the naughty upskirt pictures! How’s that for one-upping the assholes?

Cara Zavaleta

But enough bragging. Cara Zavaleta needs a hand lifting her skirt—uhhh no, changing a flat. Oh hell, no, the flat tire is just a ploy, and the pussy flashing shots are there to draw us in. But come on, Cara, you didn’t have to fuck up your car! A simple pussy peek was enough!

Kat Von D topless tattooed lesbian

Thursday, July 29th, 2010

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Kat Von D from Miami Ink is making me change my view on tattooed chicks. I wasn’t really into chicks with a shitload of ink on her body, since I find it dirty and not in a sexual way. But after seeing these titillating pics of Kat Von D topless with her smoking hot body rested against another tattooed chick’s  body, I ‘m a changed motherfucker. I think I want to fuck a chick as hot as this hardcore kitten.

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Let’s be more specific here. These hot pics makes me want to be Hulk so I would have the strength to fend away the security men who wants to keep me from slamming my throbbing cock inside Kat Von D’s pussy after fucking her throat hard and deep. And if I’m lucky, creampie Kat Von D’s ass or shoot my load all over her tits so she can have something other than ink tattooed on her. In other words, I’ll fuck her in every other way.

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Danielle Lineker’s bikini body is sinful

Thursday, July 1st, 2010

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Not everything that is in the vicinity of Hell are ugly creatures. It’s true however that some are sizzlin’ hot seductive little devils like Danielle Lineker from Hell’s Kitchen. These shots of Danielle Lineker’s bikini body and are just plain sinful.

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So sinfully awesome that I’m having a huge lustful boner right now just thinking about how fuckin’ hot it is to see Danielle Lineker naked and bent over for me on that kitchen table while I plough her pink creamy pussy doggiestyle. Now that’s a visual that can make me cum to high hell.

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Jamie Chung bikini body is too hot to handle

Sunday, June 27th, 2010

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Not since Lucy Liu has an asian chick got me mesmerized by her oriental beauty. Jamie Chung is one of the hottest reality stars on the MTV reality television series, The Real World: San Diego. Look at Jamie Chung’s hot pictures that shows her juicy asian tits while holding on the rope fence. Damn, what a fuckin’ hot sight. Her sweaty look maked my cock go wild.

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In the real world, I don’t have the slightest chance seeing Jamie Chung naked in the flesh. In my dream world though, I see this exotic goddess naked and on her knees sucking my fat cock while looking at me and cussing me out in her native language before I slip her over in doggiestyle position and plough her tight hairy pussy hard and rough til she screams for more.

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Gretchen Rossi sexy housewife from Orange County

Sunday, June 13th, 2010

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Hot dayum…does this sexy housewife  from The Real Housewives from Orange County sure know how to turn a soft cock stiff or what? I’ve always had a thing for housewives who doesn’t know anything but to cook, do the laundry and be sex slaves in the bedroom at night.

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If you’re like me who’s hot for a housewife in daisy dukes, then you’re probably lusting over Gretchen Rossi’s naked body on in your bedroom right now. She’s got a body that was made for fucking and who knows what kinky stuff she knows in the bedroom. All I know is a blonde bombshell who’s got a sexy tight body like hers know how to work it in the sack.

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Kim Zolciak’s bikini body makes her the perfect housewife

Thursday, June 10th, 2010

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If you follow the reality tv show, The Real Housewives of Atlanta, then you may already remember this blonde bombshell as the “homewrecker” who admits that he loves dating married men. I’m not sure what she meant  by that but I’m thinking maybe she likes the sensation of a married dick in her MILF pussy. Whatever the reason may be, I have to admit she’s one of the hottest housewives in that reality show.

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And if you really follow the show, then I have a feeling you’re probably following Kim Zolciak’s tits wherever they go. The celebrity MILF and a mom of two told an interview before that she would gladly strip her clothes off for Playboy so right now we’re just playing the waiting game. Hopefully, it won’t be long before we see Kim Zolciak’s naked body getting fucked by a group of horny married men.

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