Posts Tagged ‘pictures’

Liz McClarnon’s atomic tits will blow your mind

Wednesday, September 1st, 2010

Liz McClarnon

Let’s leave it to the British to lead out the sluts of reality television, huh? Now, before Atomic Kitten’s Liz McClarnon’s career took a nosedive by joining the reality show Love Island, she was a respected hot babe who had talent and something good going with her career. But after being branded a reality ’star’, any respect for her is out the window, replaced with the stereotype of being a no-career, hard-partying skank living her five minutes of fame.

Liz McClarnon

It’s this pressure to stay afloat in the world that made Liz McClarnon pose naked for the cameras and show her hot English kittens. Sure, everybody’s done a bit of titty showing here and there, but this being Liz McClarnon, there’s no doubt her naked pictures have the extra kick to keep your masturbating habits in check.

Liz McClarnon

Even in a bikini, Liz McClarnon is giving me all kinds of ideas when I find myself naked with her. I’ll rip her two-piece off with my mouth and slowly lick my way from her erect nipples down to her hanging cunt, which I’ll nibble until she squirts her atomic vagina juice in ecstasy. See how easy it is? Just feast on Liz McClarnon’s sexy bikini pictures and follow suit.

Corrie Loftin’s tits want to be BFFs

Thursday, August 26th, 2010

Corrie Loftin

I know Hollywood is already reeling from all the hot mess of reality nobodies flooding in from all sides, but if that’s what it takes to get more chicks letting their titties out, by all means, fucking send ‘em in. One such reality trash is Corrie Loftin, a.k.a. Davin Lexen, who joined the ranks of cheap TV hookers entertainers in Paris Hilton’s My New BFF, some half-assed reality show conceived in the middle of a bong session. But again, turn a blind eye at the show and train your eyes on Corrie Loftin’s tits.

Corrie Loftin

You can tell right away Corrie Loftin is one of the hotter specimens produced by reality TV, and the better gifted sluts in the boob area. I’m no expert in locating a fake tit in the vicinity, but whether these are plastic or not, I wouldn’t think twice grabbing Corrie Loftin’s plush titties and sticking my dick inside her pussy for good measure.

Corrie Loftin

And you know right off the bat she’s a slut, evidenced by the kinky nipple rings and a look that’s begging for a splash of cum to stain her pretty face. So skip the reality bit of it all and be BFFs with Corrie Loftin’s naked pussy pictures.

Brooke Burke is a naked dancing star

Thursday, August 19th, 2010

Brooke Burke

So for the tenth season of Dancing With The Stars, the series hauled back Brooke Burke’s ass on stage after shaking her booty to championship on the seventh season. Obviously, the show wanted the ratings to shoot high like month-long held semen spurting into an open chick’s mouth, which is why they made the decision.

Brooke Burke

And who the fuck wouldn’t want to see Brooke Burke on TV, with a smokin’ hot body like hers and a perfect pair of titties to boot? One thing I’m sure DWTS can’t show you guys though are these topless and raunchy pictures of Brooke Burke before she went mainstream. Look at Brooke Burke giving her partner the skank eye; she’s obviously sending him signals to sneak into her trailer so she can maximize the time she’s paid to be naked. In other words, she wants that dick of his up her pussy.

Brooke Burke

Now, every time you watch reruns of your adored reality show, you can imagine Brooke Burke’s tits jiggling inside her heavily-sequined dresses and have more reasons to rub one out in front of the TV. You’re welcome.

Tonya Cooley’s hardened reality titties

Friday, August 6th, 2010

Tonya Cooley

Reality show stars usually have two ways to go with their newfound careers as media people. One is the downward-spiraling and fucked up path of public shame, vagina vending, and a whole lot of ugly public scandals. The other is the dignified rise to professionalism, a difficult and hard-to-find path to success. Which is thin. Like a needle.

Tonya Cooley

One look at Tonya Cooley and you know she hopped the party wagon and pointed her erect titties at a direct course towards dirty, pussy peddling fame. And who’s objecting? Us guys get to sit back and let Tonya Cooley’s titty pictures of The Real World: Chicago fame roll out like a fresh batch of titty-shaped cupcakes out of the oven. Mmmmm, titty-shaped cupcakes…

Tonya Cooley

Most of the time, the reality TV sluts that land on our pants are just ugly bitches *cough Snooki* looking to cast the Hollywood glamour over their plain looking faces, but Tonya Cooley gives us hope that reality TV isn’t just home to Z-grade, worthless celebrities. It’s actually home to topless Z-grade, worthless celebrities! So fuck quality entertainment and get a load of Tonya Cooley’s awesome topless pictures!