Posts Tagged ‘naked’

Taya Parker just wants to be naked

Thursday, September 30th, 2010

Taya Parker

When we get to the bottom of all these reality programs, only one thing is certain: these reality chicks just want to be naked. Taya Parker certainly does. It didn’t take long after her appearance in the Rock of Love Bus that Taya Parker’s nude pictures surfaced, showing what Bret Michaels saw in the slut. After seeing Taya’s huge melons and shaved pussy, I wished I had a reality show of my own too.

Taya Parker

You probably would too, if it meant having sexy sluts like Taya Parker scrambling against other chicks to put your cock in their pussy before the others do. I might find it hard to keep the competition running, because one look at Taya Parker’s delicious pussy and my cock stiffening up will declare her the winner. Of course there are other hot sluts in the game who have something going on too, but Taya Parker’s seductive gaze and tight ass is just drawing me in.

Taya Parker

If she’s doing the same magic to your cock, I suggest checking out the rest of Taya Parker’s naked pussy pictures and enjoying them all. If Bret Michaels had a lick at this hot piece of cunt, why shouldn’t you?

Megan Hauserman thrives by exposing her boobs

Thursday, September 23rd, 2010

Megan Hauserman

Megan Hauserman has made a living out of appearing in strings of reality shows. Consequently, you should start making a habit of checking out Megan Hauserman’s titties. Why? Because she displays her hot bikini body just about everywhere just as much as she constantly appears on TV to rack up the dirty fame. What is with these reality skanks and the need to take off their clothes anyway? Is it part of the deal they make with the show?

Megan Hauserman

But look at me, questioning women who simply just want their titties exposed. I should be burned at the stake. We’re here to enjoy Megan Hauserman, star of Beauty and the Geek, as she bares her chesticles and taps her shaved pussy on camera. Now who wouldn’t want to slap that smooth pussy of hers and tap it with their stiffies?

Megan Hauserman

I wouldn’t bet on those greasy-haired geeks to have ever gazed on even just one titty, but I guarantee you guys get to hold on to both of them (and then some) when you head over to Megan Hauserman’s fully naked pictures.

Makosi Musambasi exposes her mammaries

Thursday, September 16th, 2010

Makosi Musambasi

Part of the fun in following these reality stars whore up on television is to continue the voyeurism after their shows have ended. Often, having the paparazzi trail their pussies gives us plenty of things to jack off to, especially when they’re following sluts like Makosi Musambasi from Britain’s version of Big Brother.

Makosi Musambasi

To anybody following her show, Makosi was infamous for staging dramatic scenes with the housemates. She was received badly by fans of the show, but which didn’t stop her from keeping her titties relevant. These paparazzi shots of Makosi Musambasi sunbathing nude are proof that her giant jugs are doing their job of staying afloat. I’m not sure though, why the bitch is sunning herself out. Being black, you really can’t get anything from tanning your tits other than having a few jerkoffs rub one out behind a rock at your expense. Then again, that’s what we’re all doing with these pictures, huh?

Makosi Musambasi

It would be a shame if Makosi lost touch with the public, because those tits of hers are a pleasant gift from the producers of Big Brother. They make our hunt for big, erect titties an easy job, and a virtual tittyfuck an even easier feat to accomplish.

Jenna Morasca survives by stripping off

Thursday, September 9th, 2010

Jenna Morasca

If you watch Survivor for the hot babes in it, you might recall that memorable episode from Survivor: The Amazon when Jenna Morasca, along with Heidi Strobel, took off her clothes during a competition for a plate of peanut butter and chocolate. Jenna subsequently became the Sole Survivor, so showing her pussy on national television paid off eventually.

Jenna Morasca

But unless you really paid attention to Jenna’s career post-Surivor, you wouldn’t have seen this sexy reenactment of her stripping episode on the show, and just like finding a four-leaf clover, you guys get to see Heidi Strobel’s fine pussy too. Man, what a treat. No need to hold on to that censored video clip you TiVoed many years ago; we’ve got Jenna Morasca’s sexy pussy pictures in full resolution, and you can zoom in on her smooth pussy so close you can practically feel her cunt vibrating in front of your face.

Jenna Morasca

Now, if you’re done wiping the happy tears from your eyes, head over to Jenna Morasca’s hot and naked pictures. Don’t forget to clean up after.

Liz McClarnon's atomic tits will blow your mind

Wednesday, September 1st, 2010

Liz McClarnon

Let’s leave it to the British to lead out the sluts of reality television, huh? Now, before Atomic Kitten’s Liz McClarnon’s career took a nosedive by joining the reality show Love Island, she was a respected hot chick who had talent and something good going with her career. But after being branded a reality ‘star’, any respect for her is out the window, replaced with the stereotype of being a no-career, hard-partying whore living her five minutes of fame.

Liz McClarnon

It’s this pressure to stay afloat in the biz that made Liz McClarnon pose naked for the cameras and show her hot English kittens. Sure, everybody’s done a bit of titty showing here and there, but this being Liz McClarnon, there’s no doubt her naked pictures have the extra flavor to keep your masturbating habits in check.

Liz McClarnon

Even in a bikini, Liz McClarnon is giving me all kinds of ideas when I find myself naked with her. I’ll rip her two-piece off with my mouth and slowly lick my way from her erect nipples down to her hanging vagina, which I’ll nibble until she squirts her atomic vagina juice in ecstasy. See how easy it is? Just feast on Liz McClarnon’s sexy bikini pictures and follow suit.

Corrie Loftin's tits want to be BFFs

Thursday, August 26th, 2010

Corrie Loftin

I know Hollywood is already reeling from all the hot mess of reality nobodies flooding in from all sides, but if that’s what it takes to get more chicks getting their titties out, by all means, fucking send ’em in. One such reality trash is Corrie Loftin, a.k.a. Davin Lexen, who joined the ranks of cheap TV hookers entertainers in Paris Hilton’s My New BFF, some half-assed reality show conceived in the middle of a bong session. But again, turn a blind eye at the show and keep your eyes on Corrie Loftin’s tits.

Corrie Loftin

You can tell right away Corrie Loftin is one of the prettier specimens produced by reality TV, and the better gifted whores in the boob area. I’m no expert in locating a fake tit in the vicinity, but whether these are plastic or not, I wouldn’t think twice grabbing Corrie Loftin’s plush titties and sticking my dick inside her pussy for good measure.

Corrie Loftin

And you know right off the bat she’s a whore, evidenced by the kinky nipple rings and a look that’s begging for a splash of cum to stain her pretty face. So skip the reality bit of it all and be BFFs with Corrie Loftin’s naked pussy pictures.

Brooke Burke is a naked dancing star

Thursday, August 19th, 2010

Brooke Burke

So for the tenth season of Dancing With The Stars, the series hauled back Brooke Burke’s ass on set after shaking her booty to championship on the seventh season. Obviously, the show wanted the ratings to shoot high like month-long held cum spurting into an open chick’s mouth, which is why they made the decision.

Brooke Burke

And who the hell wouldn’t want to see Brooke Burke on TV, with a smokin’ hot body like hers and a perfect pair of titties to boot? One thing I’m sure DWTS can’t show you pervs though are these topless and raunchy pictures of Brooke Burke before she went mainstream. Look at Brooke Burke giving her partner the skank eye; she’s obviously sending him signals to sneak into her trailer so she can maximize the time she’s paid to be naked. In other words, she wants that dick of his up her pussy.

Brooke Burke

Now, every time you watch reruns of your favorite reality show, you can imagine Brooke Burke’s tits jiggling inside her heavily-sequined dresses and have more reasons to rub one out in front of the TV. You’re welcome.

One last look at Missy Margera's pussy

Thursday, August 12th, 2010

Missy Margera

What kind of fucked up husband would let his wife model naked for a magazine, and by the husband’s artistic direction no less? Then again, Bam Margera never quite qualified into the conventional category, so today’s reality star whore, Missy Margera, had better hop on her man’s crazy shopping cart and cruise along like an obedient kitty cat.

Missy Margera

Yeah, so Bam Margera thought Missy Margera should totally offer her body to legions of drooling Playboy perverts before they consummate their love in marriage. What a perfect going away present for all of us who’ve watched Missy Margera in Bam’s Unholy Union and wondered if we’d ever get a last shot at her fast closing pussy hole. Well you couldn’t really expect anything less from Bam himself, who’s quite the dude to call for fucked up foolery like this.

Missy Margera

So anyway, here in these pictures, we get to see Missy Margera’s naked body in two flavors: one in a roleplaying bit as the village whore in medieval times, and the other in just pure, naked goodness as she leaves the lingerie for a full-on tit and vagina exposure, and in their living room no less.

Since there’s news of a Jackass 3D movie in the works, you should definitely hope for more slutty cameos of Missy Margera naked, and in cum-popping visuals that’ll leave you with stinging tit slaps in the face.

Tonya Cooley's hardened reality titties

Friday, August 6th, 2010

Tonya Cooley

Reality show stars usually have two ways to go with their newfound careers as media people. One is the downward-spiraling and fucked up path of public shame, vagina vending, and a whole lot of lowbrow public scandals. The other is the dignified ascent to professionalism, a difficult and hard-to-find path to success. Which is thin. Like a needle.

Tonya Cooley

One look at Tonya Cooley and you know she hopped the party wagon and pointed her hardened titties at a direct course towards dirty, pussy peddling fame. And who’s fussing? Us guys get to sit back and let Tonya Cooley’s titty pictures of The Real World: Chicago fame roll out like a fresh batch of titty-shaped cupcakes out of the oven. Mmmmm, titty-shaped cupcakes…

Tonya Cooley

Most of the time, the reality TV sluts that land on our pants are just ugly bitches *cough Snooki* looking to cast the Hollywood glamour over their plain looking faces, but Tonya Cooley gives us hope that reality TV isn’t just home to Z-grade, worthless celebrities. It’s actually home to topless Z-grade, worthless celebrities! So fuck quality entertainment and get a load of Tonya Cooley’s awesome topless pictures!

Kat Von D topless tattooed lesbian

Thursday, July 29th, 2010

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Kat Von D from Miami Ink is making me change my view on tattooed chicks. I wasn’t really into chicks with a shitload of ink on her body, since I find it dirty and not in a sexual way. But after seeing these titillating pics of Kat Von D topless with her smoking hot body rested against another tattooed chick’s  body, I ‘m a changed motherfucker. I think I want to fuck a chick as hot as this hardcore kitten.

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Let’s be more specific here. These hot pics makes me want to be Hulk so I would have the strength to fend away the security men who wants to keep me from slamming my throbbing cock inside Kat Von D’s pussy after fucking her throat hard and deep. And if I’m lucky, creampie Kat Von D’s ass or shoot my load all over her tits so she can have something other than ink tattooed on her. In other words, I’ll fuck her in every other way.

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