Posts Tagged ‘Hollywood’

Cara Zavaleta's skirt needs some lifting

Thursday, October 14th, 2010

Cara Zavaleta

Heh, I wonder what car wouldn’t pop a tire with those tight ass and tits in tow. Reality star and glamour model Cara Zavaleta is back on the road with these teasing upskirt pictures after starring on the reality show Road Rules. This time though, she adds a hint of kinky in her photoshoot, wearing a too-short skirt while bent over rolling a tire and kneeling down to pop it in. Yeah, sounds like I’m describing something out of porn, but it might very well be, because Cara Zavaleta’s upskirt pictures are doing things to my dick that only porn usually could!

Cara Zavaleta

Cara Zavaleta is also giving me a few Minka Kelly vibes right here, which is awesome. I know she isn’t hardcore enough to flash us her pussy, so while Cara Zavaleta may be the poor man’s Minka Kelly, I’m hardly complaining about it since I’m the poor man with the naughty upskirt pictures! How’s that for one-upping the assholes?

Cara Zavaleta

But enough bragging. Cara Zavaleta needs a hand lifting her skirt—uhhh no, changing a flat. Oh hell, no, the flat tire is just a ploy, and the pussy flashing shots are there to draw us in. But come on, Cara, you didn’t have to fuck up your car! A simple pussy peek was enough!

Brooke Burke is a naked dancing star

Thursday, August 19th, 2010

Brooke Burke

So for the tenth season of Dancing With The Stars, the series hauled back Brooke Burke’s ass on set after shaking her booty to championship on the seventh season. Obviously, the show wanted the ratings to shoot high like month-long held cum spurting into an open chick’s mouth, which is why they made the decision.

Brooke Burke

And who the hell wouldn’t want to see Brooke Burke on TV, with a smokin’ hot body like hers and a perfect pair of titties to boot? One thing I’m sure DWTS can’t show you pervs though are these topless and raunchy pictures of Brooke Burke before she went mainstream. Look at Brooke Burke giving her partner the skank eye; she’s obviously sending him signals to sneak into her trailer so she can maximize the time she’s paid to be naked. In other words, she wants that dick of his up her pussy.

Brooke Burke

Now, every time you watch reruns of your favorite reality show, you can imagine Brooke Burke’s tits jiggling inside her heavily-sequined dresses and have more reasons to rub one out in front of the TV. You’re welcome.