Posts Tagged ‘celebrities’

Jillian Beyor's tits need hosing off

Thursday, October 21st, 2010

Jillian Beyor

All these reality shows work for the simple-minded American viewer because they build on simple, individual things. Beauty and the Geek focused on mixing dumb blondes with antisocial nerds and filming the turnout, simple as that. But they did fail to mention that the show also featured sexy chicks who love to strip and show their tits! Well, I guess you simply had to read between the lines to realize that, but we’re Americans dammit! Say you’re giving us boobs when you’re showing boobs!

Jillian Beyor

Er, that was a long enough intro for today’s reality hottie, Jillian Beyor. I might just have to quit tuning in to these TV shows for good and just wait for the actual nudity and titty-exposing to fall on my lap. After all, thse reality shows are already charging in that direction, so I might as well just head them off. No use waiting long to see some titties.

But let’s talk about them actual knockers, right? Jillian Beyor’s soapy titties, to be exact. If this babe needs a hand hosing off the suds in her meaty chesticles, I’ll gladly put my cock to good use and wash her off with my load. Then she can rinse herself with soap and water. Which I’ll hose off with my cock. And it’ll just go on and on.

Jillian Beyor

I hope you’ve got enough strength reserved to fully enjoy seeing Jillian Beyor naked in the bathtub. Trust me, her tits won’t stop staring until you’ve spilled the last drop.

Cara Zavaleta's skirt needs some lifting

Thursday, October 14th, 2010

Cara Zavaleta

Heh, I wonder what car wouldn’t pop a tire with those tight ass and tits in tow. Reality star and glamour model Cara Zavaleta is back on the road with these teasing upskirt pictures after starring on the reality show Road Rules. This time though, she adds a hint of kinky in her photoshoot, wearing a too-short skirt while bent over rolling a tire and kneeling down to pop it in. Yeah, sounds like I’m describing something out of porn, but it might very well be, because Cara Zavaleta’s upskirt pictures are doing things to my dick that only porn usually could!

Cara Zavaleta

Cara Zavaleta is also giving me a few Minka Kelly vibes right here, which is awesome. I know she isn’t hardcore enough to flash us her pussy, so while Cara Zavaleta may be the poor man’s Minka Kelly, I’m hardly complaining about it since I’m the poor man with the naughty upskirt pictures! How’s that for one-upping the assholes?

Cara Zavaleta

But enough bragging. Cara Zavaleta needs a hand lifting her skirt—uhhh no, changing a flat. Oh hell, no, the flat tire is just a ploy, and the pussy flashing shots are there to draw us in. But come on, Cara, you didn’t have to fuck up your car! A simple pussy peek was enough!

Kari Ann Peniche is a naughty nympho

Thursday, October 7th, 2010

Kari Ann Peniche

If the name Kari Ann Peniche is making your cock stir and sniff the air hopefully, you might remember her from the sex tape featuring a menage a trois with Rebecca Gayheart and Eric Dane. She was also a reigning beauty queen in her home state before she was stripped of her title after she, er, stripped for Playboy. Naughty. And if her skankiness couldn’t have gotten any more obvious, she joined Celebrity Rehab to cure her sex addiction.

Kari Ann Peniche

I don’t know about ‘curing’ her nymphomania as much as announcing to every guy in the world she’s addicted to sex, but it really depends on what you see. But since you’re here to see Kari Ann Peniche’s naked pictures, I’m assuming you were drawn in by her confession to lots of steamy, off-the-hook fuck sessions. And with a body like that, I’m wishing Celebrity Rehab is all just a useless show. It had better be, or the world might just run out of sexy celebrities like Kari Ann Peniche showing off her their torn pussies to us prospective one night stands!

Kari Ann Peniche

But even if she does get cured and clean up her act, we can all look back at Kari Ann Peniche’s naughty pussy pictures and imagine better days when she would drop her panties at the sound of zippers opening.

Taya Parker just wants to be naked

Thursday, September 30th, 2010

Taya Parker

When we get to the bottom of all these reality programs, only one thing is certain: these reality chicks just want to be naked. Taya Parker certainly does. It didn’t take long after her appearance in the Rock of Love Bus that Taya Parker’s nude pictures surfaced, showing what Bret Michaels saw in the slut. After seeing Taya’s huge melons and shaved pussy, I wished I had a reality show of my own too.

Taya Parker

You probably would too, if it meant having sexy sluts like Taya Parker scrambling against other chicks to put your cock in their pussy before the others do. I might find it hard to keep the competition running, because one look at Taya Parker’s delicious pussy and my cock stiffening up will declare her the winner. Of course there are other hot sluts in the game who have something going on too, but Taya Parker’s seductive gaze and tight ass is just drawing me in.

Taya Parker

If she’s doing the same magic to your cock, I suggest checking out the rest of Taya Parker’s naked pussy pictures and enjoying them all. If Bret Michaels had a lick at this hot piece of cunt, why shouldn’t you?

Jenna Morasca survives by stripping off

Thursday, September 9th, 2010

Jenna Morasca

If you watch Survivor for the hot babes in it, you might recall that memorable episode from Survivor: The Amazon when Jenna Morasca, along with Heidi Strobel, took off her clothes during a competition for a plate of peanut butter and chocolate. Jenna subsequently became the Sole Survivor, so showing her pussy on national television paid off eventually.

Jenna Morasca

But unless you really paid attention to Jenna’s career post-Surivor, you wouldn’t have seen this sexy reenactment of her stripping episode on the show, and just like finding a four-leaf clover, you guys get to see Heidi Strobel’s fine pussy too. Man, what a treat. No need to hold on to that censored video clip you TiVoed many years ago; we’ve got Jenna Morasca’s sexy pussy pictures in full resolution, and you can zoom in on her smooth pussy so close you can practically feel her cunt vibrating in front of your face.

Jenna Morasca

Now, if you’re done wiping the happy tears from your eyes, head over to Jenna Morasca’s hot and naked pictures. Don’t forget to clean up after.

Liz McClarnon's atomic tits will blow your mind

Wednesday, September 1st, 2010

Liz McClarnon

Let’s leave it to the British to lead out the sluts of reality television, huh? Now, before Atomic Kitten’s Liz McClarnon’s career took a nosedive by joining the reality show Love Island, she was a respected hot chick who had talent and something good going with her career. But after being branded a reality ‘star’, any respect for her is out the window, replaced with the stereotype of being a no-career, hard-partying whore living her five minutes of fame.

Liz McClarnon

It’s this pressure to stay afloat in the biz that made Liz McClarnon pose naked for the cameras and show her hot English kittens. Sure, everybody’s done a bit of titty showing here and there, but this being Liz McClarnon, there’s no doubt her naked pictures have the extra flavor to keep your masturbating habits in check.

Liz McClarnon

Even in a bikini, Liz McClarnon is giving me all kinds of ideas when I find myself naked with her. I’ll rip her two-piece off with my mouth and slowly lick my way from her erect nipples down to her hanging vagina, which I’ll nibble until she squirts her atomic vagina juice in ecstasy. See how easy it is? Just feast on Liz McClarnon’s sexy bikini pictures and follow suit.

Corrie Loftin's tits want to be BFFs

Thursday, August 26th, 2010

Corrie Loftin

I know Hollywood is already reeling from all the hot mess of reality nobodies flooding in from all sides, but if that’s what it takes to get more chicks getting their titties out, by all means, fucking send ’em in. One such reality trash is Corrie Loftin, a.k.a. Davin Lexen, who joined the ranks of cheap TV hookers entertainers in Paris Hilton’s My New BFF, some half-assed reality show conceived in the middle of a bong session. But again, turn a blind eye at the show and keep your eyes on Corrie Loftin’s tits.

Corrie Loftin

You can tell right away Corrie Loftin is one of the prettier specimens produced by reality TV, and the better gifted whores in the boob area. I’m no expert in locating a fake tit in the vicinity, but whether these are plastic or not, I wouldn’t think twice grabbing Corrie Loftin’s plush titties and sticking my dick inside her pussy for good measure.

Corrie Loftin

And you know right off the bat she’s a whore, evidenced by the kinky nipple rings and a look that’s begging for a splash of cum to stain her pretty face. So skip the reality bit of it all and be BFFs with Corrie Loftin’s naked pussy pictures.