Archive for October, 2010

Sara Jean Underwood naked in all places

Friday, October 29th, 2010

Sara Jean Underwood

What else do you really expect from a show named “The Girls Next Door?” Playboy house bunnies, of course! And whenever the word Playboy appears, what else are we supposed to do? Grab a wet tissue and start massaging our dicks, all ready to get jizz out. And note, all that just from the word PLAYBOY. What if we add three more words, like, say, Sara Jean Underwood?

Sara Jean Underwood

Easy now, you horndpgs, these are just sample pictures of 2007’s Playmate of the Year. Here we have her straddling a tire swing, bending on a horse, and sexing her body in all the right places. Hot hot hot! Just imagine slamming her right there and then on that moving swing, or humping her restless riding on that horse, or simply screwing her on the bed and finally ripping those lace undies off. Oh shoot, I think I just came.

Sara Jean Underwood

Well with that out of the way, here are some more raunchy pussy pictures of Sara Jean Underwood. Ms. Underwood, you have officially took the place of the Kendra posters I have in my room.

Jillian Beyor's tits need hosing off

Thursday, October 21st, 2010

Jillian Beyor

All these reality shows work for the simple-minded American viewer because they build on simple, individual things. Beauty and the Geek focused on mixing dumb blondes with antisocial nerds and filming the turnout, simple as that. But they did fail to mention that the show also featured sexy chicks who love to strip and show their tits! Well, I guess you simply had to read between the lines to realize that, but we’re Americans dammit! Say you’re giving us boobs when you’re showing boobs!

Jillian Beyor

Er, that was a long enough intro for today’s reality hottie, Jillian Beyor. I might just have to quit tuning in to these TV shows for good and just wait for the actual nudity and titty-exposing to fall on my lap. After all, thse reality shows are already charging in that direction, so I might as well just head them off. No use waiting long to see some titties.

But let’s talk about them actual knockers, right? Jillian Beyor’s soapy titties, to be exact. If this babe needs a hand hosing off the suds in her meaty chesticles, I’ll gladly put my cock to good use and wash her off with my load. Then she can rinse herself with soap and water. Which I’ll hose off with my cock. And it’ll just go on and on.

Jillian Beyor

I hope you’ve got enough strength reserved to fully enjoy seeing Jillian Beyor naked in the bathtub. Trust me, her tits won’t stop staring until you’ve spilled the last drop.

Cara Zavaleta's skirt needs some lifting

Thursday, October 14th, 2010

Cara Zavaleta

Heh, I wonder what car wouldn’t pop a tire with those tight ass and tits in tow. Reality star and glamour model Cara Zavaleta is back on the road with these teasing upskirt pictures after starring on the reality show Road Rules. This time though, she adds a hint of kinky in her photoshoot, wearing a too-short skirt while bent over rolling a tire and kneeling down to pop it in. Yeah, sounds like I’m describing something out of porn, but it might very well be, because Cara Zavaleta’s upskirt pictures are doing things to my dick that only porn usually could!

Cara Zavaleta

Cara Zavaleta is also giving me a few Minka Kelly vibes right here, which is awesome. I know she isn’t hardcore enough to flash us her pussy, so while Cara Zavaleta may be the poor man’s Minka Kelly, I’m hardly complaining about it since I’m the poor man with the naughty upskirt pictures! How’s that for one-upping the assholes?

Cara Zavaleta

But enough bragging. Cara Zavaleta needs a hand lifting her skirt—uhhh no, changing a flat. Oh hell, no, the flat tire is just a ploy, and the pussy flashing shots are there to draw us in. But come on, Cara, you didn’t have to fuck up your car! A simple pussy peek was enough!

Kari Ann Peniche is a naughty nympho

Thursday, October 7th, 2010

Kari Ann Peniche

If the name Kari Ann Peniche is making your cock stir and sniff the air hopefully, you might remember her from the sex tape featuring a menage a trois with Rebecca Gayheart and Eric Dane. She was also a reigning beauty queen in her home state before she was stripped of her title after she, er, stripped for Playboy. Naughty. And if her skankiness couldn’t have gotten any more obvious, she joined Celebrity Rehab to cure her sex addiction.

Kari Ann Peniche

I don’t know about ‘curing’ her nymphomania as much as announcing to every guy in the world she’s addicted to sex, but it really depends on what you see. But since you’re here to see Kari Ann Peniche’s naked pictures, I’m assuming you were drawn in by her confession to lots of steamy, off-the-hook fuck sessions. And with a body like that, I’m wishing Celebrity Rehab is all just a useless show. It had better be, or the world might just run out of sexy celebrities like Kari Ann Peniche showing off her their torn pussies to us prospective one night stands!

Kari Ann Peniche

But even if she does get cured and clean up her act, we can all look back at Kari Ann Peniche’s naughty pussy pictures and imagine better days when she would drop her panties at the sound of zippers opening.