Archive for August, 2010

Corrie Loftin's tits want to be BFFs

Thursday, August 26th, 2010

Corrie Loftin

I know Hollywood is already reeling from all the hot mess of reality nobodies flooding in from all sides, but if that’s what it takes to get more chicks getting their titties out, by all means, fucking send ’em in. One such reality trash is Corrie Loftin, a.k.a. Davin Lexen, who joined the ranks of cheap TV hookers entertainers in Paris Hilton’s My New BFF, some half-assed reality show conceived in the middle of a bong session. But again, turn a blind eye at the show and keep your eyes on Corrie Loftin’s tits.

Corrie Loftin

You can tell right away Corrie Loftin is one of the prettier specimens produced by reality TV, and the better gifted whores in the boob area. I’m no expert in locating a fake tit in the vicinity, but whether these are plastic or not, I wouldn’t think twice grabbing Corrie Loftin’s plush titties and sticking my dick inside her pussy for good measure.

Corrie Loftin

And you know right off the bat she’s a whore, evidenced by the kinky nipple rings and a look that’s begging for a splash of cum to stain her pretty face. So skip the reality bit of it all and be BFFs with Corrie Loftin’s naked pussy pictures.

Brooke Burke is a naked dancing star

Thursday, August 19th, 2010

Brooke Burke

So for the tenth season of Dancing With The Stars, the series hauled back Brooke Burke’s ass on set after shaking her booty to championship on the seventh season. Obviously, the show wanted the ratings to shoot high like month-long held cum spurting into an open chick’s mouth, which is why they made the decision.

Brooke Burke

And who the hell wouldn’t want to see Brooke Burke on TV, with a smokin’ hot body like hers and a perfect pair of titties to boot? One thing I’m sure DWTS can’t show you pervs though are these topless and raunchy pictures of Brooke Burke before she went mainstream. Look at Brooke Burke giving her partner the skank eye; she’s obviously sending him signals to sneak into her trailer so she can maximize the time she’s paid to be naked. In other words, she wants that dick of his up her pussy.

Brooke Burke

Now, every time you watch reruns of your favorite reality show, you can imagine Brooke Burke’s tits jiggling inside her heavily-sequined dresses and have more reasons to rub one out in front of the TV. You’re welcome.

One last look at Missy Margera's pussy

Thursday, August 12th, 2010

Missy Margera

What kind of fucked up husband would let his wife model naked for a magazine, and by the husband’s artistic direction no less? Then again, Bam Margera never quite qualified into the conventional category, so today’s reality star whore, Missy Margera, had better hop on her man’s crazy shopping cart and cruise along like an obedient kitty cat.

Missy Margera

Yeah, so Bam Margera thought Missy Margera should totally offer her body to legions of drooling Playboy perverts before they consummate their love in marriage. What a perfect going away present for all of us who’ve watched Missy Margera in Bam’s Unholy Union and wondered if we’d ever get a last shot at her fast closing pussy hole. Well you couldn’t really expect anything less from Bam himself, who’s quite the dude to call for fucked up foolery like this.

Missy Margera

So anyway, here in these pictures, we get to see Missy Margera’s naked body in two flavors: one in a roleplaying bit as the village whore in medieval times, and the other in just pure, naked goodness as she leaves the lingerie for a full-on tit and vagina exposure, and in their living room no less.

Since there’s news of a Jackass 3D movie in the works, you should definitely hope for more slutty cameos of Missy Margera naked, and in cum-popping visuals that’ll leave you with stinging tit slaps in the face.

Tonya Cooley's hardened reality titties

Friday, August 6th, 2010

Tonya Cooley

Reality show stars usually have two ways to go with their newfound careers as media people. One is the downward-spiraling and fucked up path of public shame, vagina vending, and a whole lot of lowbrow public scandals. The other is the dignified ascent to professionalism, a difficult and hard-to-find path to success. Which is thin. Like a needle.

Tonya Cooley

One look at Tonya Cooley and you know she hopped the party wagon and pointed her hardened titties at a direct course towards dirty, pussy peddling fame. And who’s fussing? Us guys get to sit back and let Tonya Cooley’s titty pictures of The Real World: Chicago fame roll out like a fresh batch of titty-shaped cupcakes out of the oven. Mmmmm, titty-shaped cupcakes…

Tonya Cooley

Most of the time, the reality TV sluts that land on our pants are just ugly bitches *cough Snooki* looking to cast the Hollywood glamour over their plain looking faces, but Tonya Cooley gives us hope that reality TV isn’t just home to Z-grade, worthless celebrities. It’s actually home to topless Z-grade, worthless celebrities! So fuck quality entertainment and get a load of Tonya Cooley’s awesome topless pictures!