Archive for December, 2009

Kim Kardashian's bikini bod may be legit. Maybe.

Monday, December 7th, 2009

Kim Kardashian's bikini bod

Reality star Kim Kardashian boasted about her allegedly unphotoshopped bikini bod at her Twitter, but no one believes they’re legit. Well, except her mom. Her face looks really weird, photoshop-weird to be exact, but her tight bod and sweet abs look hot and real to me. Whoever photoshopped the crap out of this picture must have concentrated too much on keeping Kim slim, he totally forgot about the face.

But then, Kim went on and proved that the first pic was a hoax by posting pics of her and her giant sister Chewbacca Khloe in a bikini. Now we know they’re not real. Khloe Kardashian in a bikini looking like that is real bullshit, everybody. Bullshit, I tell you.

Kim and Khloe in a bikini

Well, anyway, whether Kim really lost weight or not, I don’t care. All I care about is my upcoming petition on her doing more fucktapes! Yeah, she has one already but that isn’t enough. I don’t care who she’ll fuck next time, I just need her to take everything off in her new tape. She’s got great tits, so why hide them in a bra?

Don’t know what I’m talking about? Click here to watch Kim go down on all fours and get fucked real hardcore!